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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

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tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio)

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stability:

neyruto:

i sat behind this guy on a laptop in the school cafe and watched his completely straight face as he typed ROFL!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! he didnt even blink

if you were sitting behind him how did you watch his face?

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Anonymous murmured: OMG I ACCIDENTALLY CUT MY CLIT

dutchster:

just thinking of that already made me cringe

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